New Year Un-Resolutions

New Year’s resolutions are not for me
I’ve made them in the past
I wouldn’t stick to them you see
They almost never, ever last.

I should resolve to stop procrastinating
I’m always putting things aside
I need to be more decisive too
I find it hard to decide.

I should try to do a daily walk
But I really hate cold, wet weather
But hopefully come spring and summer
The warmer days will make me feel better.

I could promise myself to lose some weight
I always want to eat more healthy
But exercise is something I hate
I’d like a chef but I’d have to be wealthy.

There is no point making false promises
When I’ve Christmas choccies still at home
I’ll nibble on them in secret
When I am on my own.

So, I won’t be doing resolutions
There doesn’t seem much point
At least that way I can ensure
Myself I won’t disappoint.