Stop worrying about everyone else

The Priest entered his donkey in a race and
it won.

The Priest was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the race again and it won again.

The local paper read:
PRIEST’S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the Priest not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES
PRIEST’S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Priest to get
rid of the donkey.

The Priest decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farm for €10.

The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR €10

This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where
it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . . even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass

and just make sure your own is covered!!!

You’ll be a lot happier and live a lot longer!

4 Comments Add yours

  1. Collin Divine says:

    Love it

    Liked by 1 person

  2. gillian king says:

    Hilarious but so true

    Liked by 1 person

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